The latest sensation in musical theatre to hit London's West End is (drumroll) ... Jerry Springer - The Opera! The BBC reports that the show, which features tap-dancing Ku Klux Klan members and a chorus chanting four-letter words, has been a huge hit. Susannah Clapp of The Observer notes, "'Three nipple cousin-fucker' rings round the auditorium like a hallelujah." Coming soon to a theater near you, undoubtedly.

On a related note, two aspiring film composers have created Silence of the Lambs: The Musical. The album features such rousing numbers as "Are You About a Size 14?" and "Put the Fucking Lotion in the Basket".