Nicole Jones of Bristol, UK, says her husband jokes he'll leave her if she loses her looks when she gets older. "He hated it when I was pregnant and my figure was changing." So instead of calling him a misogynist pig, or even pointing out that he'll be old and bald and wrinkly some day and will be lucky if she puts up with his sorry ass, she had her face insured for £100,000. She says she did it not for the money but for the health of her marriage. Yeah, I can see why she wants to hang on to him. The ladies must be lining up to steal him away.