Hollywood reaches new heights of lameness: Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne's thinly veiled gender-reversing jab at some preppy boy who dissed her, is being made into a movie. Hmmm, a movie about a punkish teenager who falls in love with someone whose friends don't approve. I think I've already seen that movie, except it was called Pretty in Pink. And before that, it was called Valley Girl. And before that...