Purple Monkey Dishwasher

May 13, 2006

Hopefuls vying for jobs at the latest Tim Hortons outlet are getting slightly more advanced training than what those of you who worked there in high school went through. Candidates for the Tim Hortons trailer on the Kandahar airfield are learning about land mines, hostage situations, nuclear and biological attacks and medicine. If chosen, they'll be offered a six-month contract in Afghanistan. I would hope they'll be earning more than minimum wage.

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