Purple Monkey Dishwasher

May 29, 2006

Sex Over the Phone

Does anyone else find it somewhat hard to believe that the Village People were singing this song about chicks?

(via Jacques)

May 27, 2006

Serenity now

Attention Browncoats: to coincide with both Joss Whedon's birthday and the one-year anniversary of the third and final advance screening of Serenity prior to its release (surely an occasion worth marking), Firefly fans around the world are organising benefit screenings of Serenity on June 23. Look here for a screening near you.

From Overheard in Vancouver:
Guy speaking excessively loud into cellphone: “Are you going to see that DaVinci code movie? I’m not going to see it. You know what it’s about? In the movie, Jesus and Mary Magdalene live and have a baby. Mary… you know, Jesus’ mother… yeah, Jesus sleeps with his mother! I don’t want to see a movie where Jesus commits incest!”

May 22, 2006

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

May 13, 2006

Apparently June 6, 2006 has been declared America's National Day of Slayer.

Hopefuls vying for jobs at the latest Tim Hortons outlet are getting slightly more advanced training than what those of you who worked there in high school went through. Candidates for the Tim Hortons trailer on the Kandahar airfield are learning about land mines, hostage situations, nuclear and biological attacks and medicine. If chosen, they'll be offered a six-month contract in Afghanistan. I would hope they'll be earning more than minimum wage.