Consumer correspondence

This is an amusing collection of one man's letters of praise to companies and the form responses he receives. Here's a sample:

Dear Slim Jim,

First of all, I want to say that I appreciate Slim Jim's unconventional attitude and distinctive beefy taste. Whether you're craving a meat stick or some good old-fashioned jerky, Slim Jim has both! Yes!

My question is this: How many Slim Jims do you make each year? Probably a lot, huh?

Stay extreme!

All the best,

Tom