The Onion 2004 Election Guide

This compilation of Onion articles on the 2004 election, from the primaries up to last week, is a nice diversion from the polls, predictions, and al-Qaeda videos dominating the news this week. Highlighs include Kerry's One-Point Plan for a Better America, Cheney Vows to Attack America if Kerry Elected, and Republicans Urge Minorities to Get Out and Vote on Nov. 3.