Jason Sho Green at youyesyou.net has created a brilliant gallery of bitter and mean Valentine's Day cards available for download. How I wish I had a printer. Highlights include "i think i loved you more last year," "i hope you don't have to fuck as many men this year to find true love," and "if i had a cellphone, i would program your heartbeat as my ringtone. can i come on your face now?"