I don't get it. How the hell do you make a salad while driving? Did he have a little cutting board and a salad spinner on the passenger seat, and a box of croutons stored in the glove compartment? And where the hell did he plug in the crockpot? They say the number of incidents has dropped by two-thirds since the OPP started their cottage patrol. Clearly it's the stupidest third of the population that they're still catching - people who can't think of a better excuse than, "It's not my fault officer, this car just goes too fast!" or "But it's an emergency, I'm late for a hair appointment."