The makers of Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball are pissed off about gamers making patches to remove the characters' bikinis. Umm, isn't gratuitous T&A the whole point of the game? Topless Beach Volleyball is just so much more "Xtreme." Note to geeks looking for this patch: There's this thing called porn. Its widely available on the internet, and some of it even features actual women.