I'm starting a collection of ridiculously unflattering photos of Stephen Harper. Eternal gratitude goes to anyone who can locate the shot of him trying to look human while wearing a Calgary Flames jersey ("I am wearing sporting apparel") or the one of his impromptu football game with Peter McKay on the lawn of Parliament Hill.

Rage against the machine.

Everything I hear about US voting machines makes me really appreciate Canada's low-tech paper and pencil voting system.

But they seemed so happy

Britney Spears has filed for divorce. And thus ends K-Fed's career, such as it is.

Lorne Michaels recently expressed his views on Canada's participation in the Afghan mission and criticised the Canadian government's reaction to the 9-11 attacks.

Are we supposed to care what Lorne Michaels thinks about Canada's foreign policy? Does he have an advanced degree in international relations I'm not aware of, or some other qualification that makes his opinions on these topics newsworthy?