Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Nov 20, 2005

No more prescription booze at New Brunswick hospital

As of January 1, there will be one less hospital in New Brunswick that stocks liquour and beer in its pharmacy for therapeutic purposes. Patients may still be prescribed alcohol, but they'll have to get their families to bring it in for them. There are still two other hospitals in the province that continue to stock medicinal beer.

Nov 19, 2005

Get down, party people

I'm pleased to see that The Onion has archived all their old issues, as that means one of my all-time favorite articles is once again available on-line.

And while we're on the subject of roof-related tragedies...