And now for a random Smurf moment.

Flaming Bikes of Deth!

Rest in peace, little buddy

Bob Denver, not to be confused with John Denver, died on Friday.

Big Scary List of Pat Robertson Quotations

This list of choice quotes from Pat Robertson is entertaining. Here are a few highlights.

On South Africa:

I think "one man, one vote," just unrestricted democracy, would not be wise. There needs to be some kind of protection for the minority which the white people represent now, a minority, and they need and have a right to demand a protection of their rights.

Why Christians in America have it worse than Jews in Nazi Germany:

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.